So years ago I had this harem, right? All types of girls in it. Faeries, slaves, humans, elves, even cat girls.

Well, for obvious reasons, I hid them from Arshes.

Tell me though... How the fuck did she still know about them!? What is it with women and knowing about shit you want to keep secret?

Oh God. How could I have ever treated all those women so badly? I.. I deflied their bodies and their innocence!

Miss Yoko, I'm so sorry I always act so borish towards you. I never meant to make you uncomfortable. I'll understand if you don't forgive me though..

[OOC: Morality switch, ftw. He's gonna hate today once it's over with. 8D]

.. W-what the fuck. I feel so.. weak. I tried casting Raven earlier today to take a quick flight and nothing happened. My magic.. It's gone!

This fucking sucks.

So there was this one time when Arshes was really horny and..

[OOC: As if he wasn't bad enough without the "We did that?!" curse. DS is going to yak people's ears off with his sex life. He's got a million stories to tell, I'm sure. And I sure as hell don't wanna write them all out so I'll leave it up to your imagination.]